Ellen giving out free pizza at the Oscars
Ellen The Generous
eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
Me: *Goes to visit dad whose name happens to be Thom. Fiancee sends me hot picture of Tom Hiddleston*
God Tom you are one fine ass motherfucker.
Ew God no not you! Gross!
Dad: Oh you’re talking about that Hiddlestoner guy.
Yes I am. Please go away.